TSA Airport Scans

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The T.S.A. disclosed the official Airport Screening Results

October 2012 Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security:
Terrorists Discovered	0
Transvestites	133
Hernias	1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases	3,172
Enlarged Prostates	8,249
Breast Implants	59,350
Natural Blondes	3

It was also discovered that 535 members of Congress had no balls.

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