Senior Texting

[vladibo666]

Young people have theirs, now Seniors have their own texting codes: * ATD- At the Doctor's * BFF - Best Friends Funeral * BTW- Bring the Wheelchair * BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth * CBM- Covered by Medicare * CUATSC- See You at the Senior Center * DWI- Driving While Incontinent * FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers * FWIW - Forgot Where I Was * FMI- Found My Insulin * GGPBL- Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low * GHA - Got Heartburn Again * HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement * IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On? * LMDO- Laughing My Dentures Out * LOL- Living on Lipitor * LWO- Lawrence Welk's On * OMMR- On My Massage Recliner * OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas * ROFL...CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up! * TOT- Texting on Toilet * TTYL - Talk to You Louder * WAITT - Who Am I Talking To? * WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again * WTP- Where're the Prunes * WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil